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"So she's hypnotized?" I asked incredulously.

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I took a myfriendshotmommrsmonroe step back towards myfriendshotmom the counter, but not in the direction of the door like my conscience kept telling me to.

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"I didn't say I believed them, but that is what they say..."

I put my head in my myfriendshotmom hands.

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"Now is the myfriendshotmom time for you to go home and go to bed. You will not remember why you came here site. You myfriendshotmom will not remember playing. Do you understand?"

Daniel sighed.

"Stop. Stop." I protested. "I don't want to hear it."

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"No," I said, backing out of the shop. "No."